MARCH IS OFFICIAL PIRATE MONTH AT GRUMPY WORLD (may not include any actual pirates*)

Inspired by the great "Pirates of the Constitution" poster below, the Board of Directors of Grumpy Industries International, has formally officially decreed March as "Official Month of the Pirate Month". There were some objections from the younger employees about the floggings, but more importantly, that pirates "are soooo over" and that this was just the CEO's "lame attempt to look cool, even though he's, like, really old" but they were discounted. And yes, as a career white collar worker, Grumpy Demo does have the hands of a woman.



*(No apologies to the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: "Great artist steal, bad artists copy." -Honore de Balzac)